I am the worst blogger ever. Have I said that before? I'm about a year behind on posts. Good thing I don't get paid for this.
So, I had a baby. That was six months ago. I know. I'm awful. I haven't even posted a picture yet. Part of that is because I'm sure 99.99% of the people who read this are just my close friends and get plenty of this on facebook.The other part is that I thought for a loong time about how to "announce" that without it sounding totally contrived and douchey. And then I just waited too long, so here's what you get:
Simon was born on September 4 at 11:41am here at home. It was A.MAZING. The most incredible experience of my life, by far. Since his baby book may never get finished, I'm going post his birth story here. Then, I guess, if ever I forget it, the internet can hold it forever in it's tender immortal arms.
Just in case you were worried, this isn't a mommy blog. I don't know crap about being someone's mommy. If you're a mom and your kid is still alive and (where age appropriate) is respectful to others and hasn't committed any felonies, I think you're probably doing ok.
So I'm not an authority on mommyhood and you should probably not take my advice. That's my disclaimer.
But I love Simon to pieces and he is totally amazing, so I will write about him. Probably a lot.
Okay. Here's to hoping I suck less at blogging this time around!